June 2013
a theatrical performance about puns
a play on words
- gurlfriend: happy fathers day
- bf: but im not a dad
- gf: :)
when it was my year 12 graduation ceremony each girl has to stand up next to the principal and she chats about us and we all need to tell her our ‘motto for life’ and I remember this one girls quote was ‘science flies you to the moon while religion flies you into buildings’ and there was just a massive gasp while she was just cackling on stage and tbh i think that was the most intense moment of my entire school life
what’s so special about the number 69 :/
pros of dating a NERD:
- glasses are hot af
- basically a dictionary that can cuddle
- you can make him do your homework
cons of dating a NERD:
- HE’S A FRI CKING NERD
i have 3 moods:
- !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- ????????????????
- ????!?!?!!?!!?!?!?!?
MY DAD THOUGHT SKRILLEX WAS A POKEMON
reasons to let me cuddle you:
- I will stick my cold hands all over your body
- I’ll probably fall asleep on you and make cute sleep noises
- I can lay there long enough for the second coming of christ
- nuzzling???
- I will be smiling the whole time
- you’re warm and I’m not
- let me leech your heat
- please
